As a proper summer is apparently not making an appearance anywhere I may wander for the next few months, I’ll just have to sit in and pretend. Although with the perpetual greyness, rain and humidity which seems to alter the effects of gravity itself, comes the perfect setting for claustrophobia and discomfort. Someone who does [...]
It is without a doubt a carefully thought out, well executed movie that is a lot more intelligent than it lets on.
All of this is definitely an attributing factor to the fact that we allow films like ‘Tales from the Crapper’ to be made. This film is horrible in almost every sense of the word, but it’s also fantastic.
As I have mentioned here on several occasions, I am a ridiculously early riser. I am also not fond of going to bed early, but at least I have gotten part of the nursery rhyme correct. Usually between the hours of 6.30 and 8am, I allow myself to wallow in the coffee/internet wilderness stage of [...]
There are certain advantages to living in the bog arse of nowhere.
To sum up, acquire a copy of Phenomena and have some fun with a monkey, if you get offered the other two, punch the person who did so in the groin and call them a fool. Film Noir and more Argento reviews to come soon.
Now, as it’s sunny I’m going into town, with my stick to see if I can trip up some young idiot with a haircut.
“It’s clear to me that none of you come from a musical background, you will clap when I signal. See this hat, this means I’m in charge. Now I feel that we’ve all come a little further in our relationship, we shall proceed.”
All signs indicate that summer is indeed upon us, vast quantities of our inhabitants have taken to the streets, intent on displaying all of their purulent, pasty flesh for all to see. As ruffians turn pinker on one side whilst driving around in Honda Civics with additional plastic adornments, listening to what I believe is [...]