Zombiehamster’s Top 5 John Carpenter Movies (Happy Birthday Big Man!)

It’s John Carpenter’ birthday today. To celebrate the king of all things Halloween, it’s time for the Zombiehamster Top 5 John Carpenter movies (which you may not have seen).

Number 5: Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992);

Making an updated (1990’s) version of The Invisible Man was a risky move for Carpenter and once which met a decidedly lukewarm reception. It is a shame, however, as MOAIM has some thoroughly redeeming qualities. Chevy Chase for one, is his usual charming, likeable self whilst Daryl Hannah is perfectly cast as the femme fatale. It’s a departure in ways as it is a tense comedy thriller, but suspense is what Carpenter does best and his wit and inventiveness are clearly on display in this little seen feature. Like a neglected shelter animal,’ Memoirs…’ still has a little bit to offer before we banish it to the furnace and could probably supply you with some memorable, if not mirthsome moments.

Number 4: The Ward (2010);

After a prolonged absence in the wake of Ghosts of Mars (*shudder*) this is Carpenter’s return to form. A classy, well played haunting juxtaposed against an institutionalised setting in which paranoia and fear are already rife. This is a calculated and thoroughly refined horror movie which allows the viewer to appreciate the directorial skills of a horror master in full effect. The performances from the actresses involved are perfect for the movie and there is something comfortingly familiar about it all. It is quintissential Carpenter, yet is best appreciated after familiarising oneself with his earlier catalogue. If this was a cinemagoers introduction to Carpenter, it might be too easily written off.

Number 3: Prince of Darkness (1987);

This film is essential viewing for any horror fan, it features Carpenter favourite Donald Pleasence and Victor Wong (remember that old guy from Gremlins?) as well as Alice Cooper. It’s an apocalyptic tale of possession, religion and death, all subjects that Carpenter can examine in an inimitable and exciting manner. It refuses to stick to one particular genre and because of this has been derided by some, but for me, it stands the test of time as a great movie.

Number 2: Body Bags (1993);

Ok, so in all fairness, this has two directors, but when the other director is Tobe Hooper, then you can reinvest your interest my dears. This particular format of horror film has always been one of my favourite. Three separate stories linked by a ghoulish mortuary assistant (Carpenter himself) balances comedy and excessive gore in the vein of Creepshow, Tales from the Crypt and Vault of Horror. They are so easy to indulge in that I find myself re-watching this movie more than many others.

Number 1: In the Mouth of Madness (1995);

‘Do you read Sutter Cane?’

If this line means anything to you, then you’re all right by me. In the Mouth of Madness is possibly one of my favourite horror films of all time. It’s up there with From Beyond and Reanimator for sheer 1990’s excess and glory. It’s soundtrack (of course also provided by Carpenter) is beautifully over the top. Sam Neill gives a career best performance as John Trent, a man demented by the effects of Cane’s literature. There is joy to be had in abundance as the world degenerates under the influence of this particular example of printed media (message?). Cane’s devotees take on a zombie like demeanor as they destroy and maim all that comes in their path. I cannot express in mere words how much I love this movie. I will just have to bring you around, make you watch it and then gesticulate wildly at you for the duration thereof.

In closing, I want to wish John Carpenter the very best wishes for today, Happy Birthday sir, may you have many more to come.

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