An Irishman Falls Over.

What? You want me to try and be highbrow about this?

Not gonna happen.

Bwa Ha.

Ha Ha Ha.

Although why in the world we are importing salt from the UK rather than using the grit taken from areas that contain high salt levels as they are by sea water is beyond me. Still, that’s what you get when your country is run by a load of corrupt, educationally sub normal farmers and their cousins.

Oh, and some of their cousin’s friends.

And a bloke they met down in O’Dwyers who seemed alright.

Whooop for democracy!

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Jimmy Misanthrope  on January 9th, 2010

And ye can’t say anything bad about Jayzus or you’ll be breaking the law. I still can’t quite get my head around that.

zombiehamster  on January 9th, 2010

Yes. That is how backward we are. I can’t actually say that the Bible is nothing but a glorified fairytale written by people from the middle east or Im liable to be taken up on blasphemy charges. Notice how I didn’t say it. I just said that I can’t say it.

Jimmy Misanthrope  on January 9th, 2010

Yet you can have someone falling over and saying “shit” on the teevee. Oh you wacky Oirish! :p

zombiehamster  on January 9th, 2010

I know. Peculiar moral structure we have.

Grim Musings  on January 9th, 2010

Wait Wait Wait. You guys are getting your salt from US? But… We’re nearly out…

zombiehamster  on January 9th, 2010

Yup. Its ridiculous. I have no idea why, but we’re getting all our salt from Leeds or somewhere equally obscure. It makes no sense. There must be some form of business agreement. There will be salt getting stolen from every chipper up and down the land if this doesnt get sorted. That or we could all become hermits and live off stoats and twigs.

Cara  on January 9th, 2010

oh OUCH I felt that

and colin, that was a bit of an insult to farmers, I expect an apology tout suite

zombiehamster  on January 9th, 2010

I wasn’t dissing all farmers, just the stupid ones that run this godforsaken rock. Am I allowed to say godforsaken anymore? Ah to hell with it I don’t care. Anyway, cocky git deserved to fall, he was all cocksure and Dublin-y. May his botttom feel the brunt of the icy wrath. >_<

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