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The Fantastic Animation of Jessica Borutski

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 20 - 2010

That absolutely delightful video that you see abouve was created by Jessica Borutski. I first saw her work mentioned on John K‘s excellent blog which you can read/follow HERE

Jessica is currently working on an upcoming Bunny Movie, which judging by the previews on her website, should be amazing!

You can visit Jessica’s site here, or her twitter here.

I for one can’t wait to see the finished product!I love seeing animators and cartoonists who work in a very traditional 40′s / 50′s style but add their own distinctive spin on it.

This post is for Sara ‘Panda Girl’ Lousie, who is still sick in hospital. Get well soon and come home kid. ^_^

Saturday Matinee ‘Mad Monster Party’ Starring Boris Karloff

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 16 - 2010


I have been playing around with this little Veoh player recently. It works nicely. Here’s a Saturday afternoon treat for you all, Boris Karloff in Mad Monster Party, which is a wonderful slice of 60′s stop motion animation. Watch, enjoy and if you like it, go buy the dvd. ^_^

The kid sounds eerily like James Stewart too.

(NB: Veoh plugin required. It’s really easy and quick to install.)

Two Astonishing Cigarette Adverts From The Golden Age of LIES!

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 15 - 2010

This is for anyone who has decided to quit cigarettes this Year. Don’t bother.

Look!

Fred Flintstone And Barney Rubble do it, and they’re cool….right?

No, they’re not, they’re both dead, but I thought it would be interesting to show you these two gems from the good old days when we all lived to the ripe old age of 46.

Who the hell were they appealing to with this ad? Oh yeah, children.

Ok, well here’s one for the adults then….

That’s right kids, more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette. Proof if we ever actually needed it that television is inherently evil and will destroy you and all that you love eventually.

The Kind Of Art That Is So Amazing, It Makes You Never Want To Draw Again

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 14 - 2010

A short time ago, I posted about an exhibition of art based on cult movies. You can remind yourself about that here.

It would seem that G1988 in LA has done it again and presented an exhibit comprised entirely of He Man and the Masters of the Universe art.

(This is based on an amazing Burt Reynolds photograph, which makes it extra cool!)

And this one is possibly my favourite of the whole show:

The artwork contained in the exhibit displays such a huge range of talent, diversity and scope, that it is both fascinating and disheartening all at once. Is it possible that we live in a world where talent outstrips desire? Is it possible that there is so much beautiful and amzing work out there that we have become accustomed and somewhat nullified to it. I don’t know. I do know that I found this absolutely amazing, compelling and spectacular.

Chack out the whole show here.

China Mièville blogs for The Wall Street Journal.

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 13 - 2010

Why the Na’vi Are Making Me Blue (Essay)

By China Mièville

20th Century Fox/Courtesy Everett Collection

“There’s a bumper crop of science-fiction wow-porn either currently or recently in movie theaters. We have James Cameron’s majestically tottering blue gelflings in “Avatar”; the truculent Kirk in “Star Trek”; fight-y robots in Michael Bay’s Transformers” franchise; and the refugee insects of “District 9,” plus their rather splendid floating mothership.

One of the main reasons for the success of these products is public curiosity over the visuals. This is most obvious in the case of “Avatar,” whose publicity materials more or less consist of peremptory orders telling us all to Be Amazed.

Even those of us exhausted by yet another overlong mawkish gush — let alone one which reiterates the old cliche of Going Native and Leading Them to Freedom by Becoming the Most Awesome (White) Mohican™ — can admit that the special effects are impressive. But that’s a very long way from liking them, or thinking they’re a good thing. That computer-generated imagery (CGI) is rotting science fiction from the inside.

In the relentless search to produce the most ostentatiously spectacular scenes possible, CGI, which once had the potential to be a useful aesthetic tool, has become a mannerist absurdity. It is straightforwardly untrue that CGI “looks real.” Are we yet at the point in history where we can all agree we could totally see the digital seams whenever Gollum walked onscreen? Can we stop pretending that the Na’vi and rendered landscapes of Pandora in “Avatar” don’t immediately stand out from the real physical actors, moving as they do with the unpleasant, jarring, parabolic precision of all CGI?

CGI may have been supposed to “look real” once, but not for a long time — quite the opposite, it draws attention to itself. It’s become crucial that CGI is visible, so the audience can obediently coo at it. The Herculean efforts of the digital wizards is endlessly cited as if it were a badge of quality. It is not. It is at best a piece of information.

It’s not just nostalgia to insist that none of these effects have the vividness of, say, Ray Harryhausen’s incomparable stop-motion monsters. Maybe the recent return to such techniques in films like “Coraline,” and the economically-driven sidestepping of the whole digital paradigm in low-budget sci-fi like “Moon” bespeaks a shift away from this deadening foregrounding of the digital. It would be nice to think so. Though on the whole, I don’t.”

A scene from the 1977 Ray Harryhausen film “Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger.”

China Miéville is a best-selling science-fiction writer and the author of the coming novel “Kraken.”

New Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 13 - 2010

Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip released their new video today; it’s for ‘Get Better‘, which is really bloody good. It’s taken from their upcoming album ‘The Logic Of Chance‘ Lyrically, it is reminiscent of Pip’s early stuff from his ‘No Commercial Breaks’ era, socially aware and intriguing wordplay placed within clever vocal structures. Dan le Sac’s work on this is fabulous, it’s such a subtle little beat that really works its way inside your skull and repeatedly permeates without you realising it. I’m not going to start saying ‘It sound’s like…’ because that’s lazy. It sounds like Dan le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip, and we should be thankful that they are here to provide us with an alternative to the deluge of rubbish that’s currently out there.
DLSVSP are touring this spring, take the opportunity to go and see them if they are anywhere nearby, I know I will be.

As a little bonus here’s the boys doing a wicked Sugababes cover from their last sojourn to Ireland.

‘Porn Vs Gaming: It’s On’ Says Ron Jeremy

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 13 - 2010

Rotund implausible pop culture icon Ron Jeremy has struck out against the gaming industry claiming that violent video games are a worse influence on children than pornography.

Sterling and profound words from a man who makes a living sodomising teenage girls on camera. Although, when I see the brutality and carnage that can be inflicted in some of these games, I may be entitled to agree. See how this disgusting advertisement actually encourages children to ‘take out your frustrations’ amongst the brutality of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Witness how you can actually involve yourself in the depravity of John Carpenter’s Halloween. I’m affronted, appalled and I’m going to go and get sick now.

If you care, you can read what Ron Jeremy had to say here.

An Irishman Falls Over.

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 9 - 2010

What? You want me to try and be highbrow about this?

Not gonna happen.

Bwa Ha.

Ha Ha Ha.

Although why in the world we are importing salt from the UK rather than using the grit taken from areas that contain high salt levels as they are by sea water is beyond me. Still, that’s what you get when your country is run by a load of corrupt, educationally sub normal farmers and their cousins.

Oh, and some of their cousin’s friends.

And a bloke they met down in O’Dwyers who seemed alright.

Whooop for democracy!

A black rabbit silhouetted against a darkened sky, caught in a vicious snare that will almost surely end his life by slow suffocation. This is not a PETA campaign poster, or an animal rights campaign, but the cover of a children’s movie.

The 1978 animated version of Richard Adams’ novel stands the test of time as one of the best children’s adaptations of the last century, but how can something so gruesome, so harrowing, possible be suitable for children?

The simple answer is, because it’s real. Watership Down does not dilute the harshness of life, in either the human world or the animal kingdom. The ecological statements (and warnings) are made very clear from the offset: We will by our own hands, destroy this world in which we live. The political subtext is represented by the Owsla’s, the military structure that exists in each warren and the restrictions that it brings on its inhabitants.  The plight of the common man (or rabbit) is represented, his pleas falling onto the deaf ears of those who can make a difference.

There is as much can be read into Watership Down as George Orwell’s ‘Animal Farm‘, and in ways, the former has more dimensions. All of these factors aside, the film remains a wonderful and spellbinding adventure, in the purest sense of the word. It does nothing to curtail its brutality, something which is wholly represented in the cover to the VHS version of the film.

Even the write-up on the back represents the film perfectly:

One dim moonlit night, a small band of rabbits leave the comfort and safety of their warren and set out on a long and dangerous journey after a premonition of a terrible disaster that will overtake them. None of them know where they are heading, or of the dangers that they will face in their search for a new warren where they can live in peace.’

The tone of those sentences is imposing, dark and treacherous.

This leads me to my main point. In the recent reissue of Watership Down on DVD, the cover is changed to this:

The sky is bright and the fields are sunny, look at the smiling, inquisitive bunnies, aren’t they gorgeous. Oh, but there’s a big mean bunny too, it’s ok, I bet everything works out fine.’

No. It won’t. All this cover does is set children up for a fall. It lulls them into a false sense of security; even the appearance of the rabbits has been altered. They are now smoothed, sanitised Disney versions of the rough, grainy originals. This is misrepresentation, as to associate Disney titles with a movie like this is like telling a child that they’re going on the teacup ride and then throwing them into a ghost train on their own. I’m not one of these people who hate Disney, let’s not make that mistake. I think they make amazing movies and have done so for years, that is why they are the massive company that they are.

This is an entirely different animal however; Watership Down has a bigger body count than all of the Disney movies put together. You knew were you stood with the rabbit in a snare. Even the text on the back cover is an elusive side stepping of the actual story; they make it out to be Homeward Bound. There is no mention of the actual content of the movie, it’s all words like ‘enchanting’, ‘courageous’, honourable’ and other such nonsense. It also tries to set Kehaar up as comedy relief by referring to him as their ‘Loony’ friend. He wasn’t ‘loony’; he was psychologically distraught, starving and injured.

It’s incomprehensible that it is deemed necessary to dumb down everything that is targeted at a young audience for fear of upsetting anyone. The sad truth is, in today’s world, Watership Down would never get made.

Whatever chance Watership Down had, follow up The Plague Dogs would have none whatsoever.

‘Subject to harrowing scientific experiments, two dogs make a flight for freedom from the animal research laboratory in which they are imprisoned. In making their confused way through the lab, and panicked by the cries of monkeys, rabbits and mice, they break a glass container used by bubonic plague researchers. Beyond the fences, hungry and terrified, Snitter, a gentle little fox terrier and Rowf an older more cynical Labrador soon discover that the outside world is not the haven they hoped to find.’

So basically, it starts badly and gets progressively grimmer as it goes on. It is however, a must see. Despite being completely heartbreaking, its brutal honesty and unflinching approach make such a change to the unrealistic expectations of life that so many animated films portray.

Things don’t always work out like we want them to, sometimes the good guys don’t make it and it’s almost always us, man, people, that are the true villains of the piece. When it all comes crumbling down and we finally drag ourselves into oblivion, we can’t say we weren’t forewarned.  We have Richard Adams to thank for his honesty, his insight and his impact on literature and film, let us not forget that.

Bruce Campbell and The Real Return of Saturday Night TV

Posted by zombiehamster On January - 8 - 2010

In a positive counter article to my tirade about the new A Team movie a few hours ago, I would like to bring to the attention of the uninitiated a wonderful show that has been running for some years in the US, but has failed to make it big over here so far.

Burn Notice is a very simple story concerning ex spy Michael Weston, played by Jeffery Donovan. Weston has been ‘burned’, which means that his assets are frozen and he is now essentially a fugitive from the law. When you get burned, you are stuck wherever you end up, which in this case, just happens to be sunny Miami.

Weston teams up with his ex girlfriend (and also ex IRA operative) Fiona Glenanne (played by Gabrielle Anwar, from ‘Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead’ and ‘Press Gang’ oddly enough. Yes. That ‘Press Gang’, the one with sofa lipped Dexter Fletcher). The icing on the cake is Sam, played with gusto by Bruce Campbell.

The trio spend each episode helping out local unfortunates (gullible son in trouble with loan sharks after trying to help his sick mother, that sort of thing) whilst Michael gets closer to discovering who ‘burned’ him. It’s all mixed up with the exact elements that made TV so great in the past. It’s witty without being smug or self satisfied. It has an abundance of spy tips and cool little sequences in which Weston and Sam (an ex Navy Seal) put their collective heads together to outwit the bad guys.

The shows are just under an hour and in the classic vein of Magnum PI or The A Team, they feel like little mini movies. The scripting is spot on and the pace compelling. It’s also the sort of thing that you can put on in front of almost anyone.

Weston’s mother, a delightful and acerbic chain smoking retiree is played by Sharon Gless, who was Cagney in Cagney and Lacey. The strong point of the show is that it takes the viewer on an escapist route through espionage, exploitation, extortion and general badness, all being taken care of by the most enjoyable on screen trio I have seen in years.

Campbell excels in this programme. The perfect sidekick, he exudes charisma and seems far happier to play the backup character as some of his leading man roles of late have been somewhat disappointing.

Burn Notice is coming to the end of it’s third season at the moment and has been commissioned for a fourth. I am watching them as they get released and I have to say, I haven’t had this much fun since I used to watch Tom Selleck run down the beaches of Hawaii in his little red shorts. After I was served the restraining order, however, I had to make do with watching Magnum PI on TV, but you understand what I’m getting at here. Find yourself the seasons and enjoy, you’ll be glad that you did.

NB: Fiona’s accent changes after the pilot thankfully. It just serves to prove that the majority of English actresses cannot pull off a convincing Irish accent.