None of us will EVER be this cool.

You can try, but no matter how buff, oiled or saxy you get, you will never overpower this guy. I bet he is still doing the song on a sidewalk in LA somewhere. Maybe I should try and track him down.

Akira The Don: Pan Mask

Put that back right now young man, you don’t know where it’s been. May 20th: Pan Mask from akdonovan on Vimeo.

Julie Strain’s ‘Tales From The Crapper’

All of this is definitely an attributing factor to the fact that we allow films like ‘Tales from the Crapper’ to be made. This film is horrible in almost every sense of the word, but it’s also fantastic.

Blindness

Dystopian cinema is a wonderful medium to work in, especially now when more than ever we pirouette precariously on the precipice of complete global collapse.

The Nightman Cometh: Inside The Boy’s Hole (Featuring Cut Song)

Ok, this one may take a little explaining. This is behind the scenes footage from the Musical Season Finale of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philedelphia’. A show that I currently miss greatly and am very much in anticipation of the next season. The final song ‘It’s Nature, Shit Happens’ was unfortunately cut from the final [...]

Akira The Don ‘Steam’

Letterman Is Still A Douche

I have long maintained my dislike for David Letterman, not simply for the fact that he’s a terrible comedian an awful journalist and has as much charm as an unwelcome genital rash. One person I have had long standing affinity towards however is Marilyn Manson. I think that Manson has given something worthwhile to popular [...]

‘Snuff’ by Chuck Palahniuk

As I have mentioned here on several occasions, I am a ridiculously early riser. I am also not fond of going to bed early, but at least I have gotten part of the nursery rhyme correct. Usually between the hours of 6.30 and 8am, I allow myself to wallow in the coffee/internet wilderness stage of [...]

Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World

This was the first episode taken from the 1980 tv series, which was followed up in 1994 with ‘Arthur C Clake’s Mysterious Universe’. It’s the televsied version of every myth, mystery and ghost book that you read as a child. Clarke is charming and great to watch, but it’s the locals accounts of sea monsters, [...]

The Twisted World Of Joshua Hoffine

The internet is awash with horror. This is not always a good thing. Horror has permeated our pop culture obsessed society in an unprecedented fashion and it doesn’t always retain the true ethos and intentions that lie behind it. With the never ending onslaught of throwaway horror movies it is sometimes easy to feel a [...]